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Elizabeth's Blog Post #8

 EElizabeth’s English Blog #8

By: Elizabeth Crotts

            I have written about my past and now, you have a glimpse into who I was. The more I spend writing this blog, I begin to understand you have no concept of who I am today. I am a human being, living on earth with no clue where tomorrow is going to lead me. The whole point of this blog is to silence the words of the people who seem to find entertainment and interest in me.

 People like my classmate, who for some unknown reason wants to build a friendship with me. For your information, this specific classmate enjoys making “yo mama” jokes and watching Mickey Mouse skits. Though those interests are bizarre, I still find it weirder that this person finds friendship in a stranger (me) who walked up to them and started word-vomiting an introduction. My opening line was “My mom wants me to make friends, what is your name?” Truth is, my mom said, “I should talk to people, even if it’s the wonderful, hair-netted cafeteria workers.” Sorry for throwing you under the bus, Mom!

Anyway, the more important thing is you got to the end of my blog post without really knowing anything about me. Ha-ha, suckers! I’m kidding, my favorite color is blue. Are you satisfied people?

 

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